
Still a blindingly good idea. Next problem was how to pick it up from Evesham, where it was being sold. No problem, I thought. I'll get my brother-in-law to do it. He won't mind. He didn't. Still a blindingly good idea.
Then my brother-in-law had a family emergency and left the country. OK, I thought, this is getting a little troublesome. I don't drive. So I had to drag my sister off to Evesham with the promise that I wouldn't allow her to lift a finger - she's pregnant - and I would treat her to lunch. Problem solved. Off we went. The drive turned out to be straightforward. When we got there the table was nowhere in sight. The lady who was running the shop (and I use the term loosely as she was firmly fixed to the seat of a sofa and glued to her mobile phone) assured us it would be there shortly. Hmmm.
My sister and I went off to explore Evesham. This involved counting the tattoo parlours and adult shops, going into a pub for a lemonade and being jokingly greeted as lap dancers, and wondering why the place looked like such a mix of derelict and up and coming. Turns out it was badly affected by the floods and is still recovering. Many businesses went under and those that didn't are struggling to get back to business as usual. It was sad, and eye-opening, to see the damage the floods did first hand. And it was a lesson in not judging a book by its adult shops and peeling paint.
Anyway, back for the table. It had arrived and I got lucky in that the bloke who brought it over helped me to put it in the back of the car where it fit perfectly. Back to blindingly good idea.
We set off for home. When we got there I tested my assertion that I could lift the thing single-handedly. As it happens I could, so still a blindingly good idea. But before I could man-handle it into the house my lovely neighbour spotted me and ran out to help. I love my neighbours.
We struggled to the back gate - where we got stuck. We turned it on it's side, trapped our fingers, swore a lot and pushed it through. Then we got to the back door - where we got stuck. we swore a bit more, turned it up-right again, and pushed it through. I'd had enough at this point and the blindingly good idea had turned into a blinding headache. My neighbour had to clamber over the table to get out and we left it right where it was - just inside my kitchen door.

Satisfied that it was the stupidest idea ever I took my sister off for some well earned lunch. When we got back the table hadn't miraculously moved itself into my shed. I spent some time glaring at it and squeezing past it to get to the fridge. Then I decided to strip it where it was.

I'm only part-way through and it's really hard going. It is going to look beautiful when it's finished but I'm also pretty sure that my Mum is going to take one look and veto it as a gift for Dad on the grounds that it's too big.

So, the moral of the story is beware of blindingly good ideas.